Daddy ending

Castration: daddy ending

Heavy hurtday

Blue Monday: heavy hurtday

Funeral

Funeral: lie-down comedy

A ring a, a thing a, but I've got to pinch

A ring a, a ring a, but I've got to sing,
A ring a, a thing a, but I've got to pinch...

To Ferre Grignard

Are condoms made with love?

Are condoms made with love?

Fee or not fee

Fee or not fee, that's the request.

Ogden Nash humour cash

Ogden Nash,
humour cash.