Hugo Olaerts Paraphringes
English apprenticeship: paraphringes, aphorisms, nonsense, quotations, puns and verses
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Clown
Clown: joking two-sided
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Crazy
Crazy is not in the details.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Mirror
Mirror: test card
Sunday, October 26, 2008
God
God
str
ess you?
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Masturbation
Finger exercise
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Know-how
The know-how must go on.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
American dream
The American dream looks like ice cream: melt away.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Tommy Cooper
A gimmick
for slapstick,
your own blooper:
Tommy Cooper.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Woman
Mentertainment
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Piss
No Piss Like Snow Piss
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Football
The green, green grass of home
to Tom Jones
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Word
In the beginning was the word and then the explanation came.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Umbilicus
Point of departure
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Brain
Concentration camp
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Comic
A nice tic
is comic.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Dead
Simply the
r
est
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Drugs
Bicycle races are
coming your way,
so forget all your
duties, drugs yeah!
to Freddie Mercury
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Noise
That's still in the future
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Camera
The camera
doesn't lie,
America,
let's cry!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Sress
We impress
to stress.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Sperm
Firewater
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Taboo
Nothing is so sacred,
nothing is taboo,
nothing is funnier,
it's only to do.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Pretension
Plagiarize
Monday, January 28, 2008
Ashes
The ashes, my friend, are blowin' in the wind.
to Bob Dylan
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Loneliness
Loneliness: annuity
Monday, January 14, 2008
Life
Life is what you lose, the rest is profit.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Prostate
Prostate: lockkeeper
Monday, January 7, 2008
Wolf
Believe in fairy tales and you can expect to meet the wolf.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Suicide
Suicide: short cut
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Loneliness
Die is a way to deal with your loneliness.
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