A ring a, a thing a, but I've got to pinch

A ring a, a ring a, but I've got to sing,
A ring a, a thing a, but I've got to pinch...

To Ferre Grignard

Are condoms made with love?

Are condoms made with love?

Fee or not fee

Fee or not fee, that's the request.

Ogden Nash humour cash

Ogden Nash,
humour cash.

From point to joint

From to the point to the joint.

Décolletage: leaders debate

Décolletage: leaders debate

And ... the winner lose it all

And ... the winner lose it all.

The way to the toilet is through the stomach

The way to the toilet is through the stomach.