Prostitute

Prostitute: pickpocket

Lipstick

Lipstick: inking pad

,

, : the tadpole of the punctuation marks

Bush-up

Bush-up,
Obama cut.

Politics

Politics: mistletoe

Cry

Cry: the happy new

Alimony

Alimony: the royalties that go with a divorce
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Finish touch

Close one's eyes: finish touch

Die

Die: a way to deal with your loneliness
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Art

Art: the rest of

Alarm clock

Alarm clock: show off

Burial

Burial: towaway service

Death

Death: finally by the majority

Pentertainment

Write: pentertainment

S

S: the snake of the alphabet

Sea horse

See horse: mascot of Neptunus

Aphorist

Aphorist: dropping bottle

Thyme

Thyme is honey.

Viagra

Viagra: happy birdday

Stand-up comedians

A lot of stand-up comedians become lie downs.

Principle

If the principle fits, wear it.