Face

Face: human weather report

Echo

Empty-headed persons dreams of becoming an own echo.

Endoscopy

Endoscopy: house search warrant

Fleas

Adam
Had 'em.

(Anon.)

Link

We are what we link.

(to Buddha)

Dementia

Dementia: rubble

The breath of death

The breath
of death
is measure
of pleasure.

Dreams

The map of dreams is worn out in the folds of preference.

Might

The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless hush up!

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy: the shoehorn under the people

Intellectual

Intellectuals of all nations, explain yourselves!

America

I hear America singing,
the varied carols I hear,
but always singing
the same tune.

(to Walt Whitman)

60 minutes

60 minutes: hour record

Relations

To have relations, it takes a lover and one she,
One lover, and a she,
And revery.
The revery alone will do,
If shes are few.

(to Emily Dickinson)

God

God has too many intermediaries, who want to work for their own account.

Kiss

Dew: Mother Nature's goodnight kiss for the flowers

Law

All people are equal before the law, of the strongest.

Imagination

Imagination: the escape ladder of the life

Give

He who gives what he has, he has nothing of his own.

(to the bible)

Speak and have

Have less than thou showest,
speak more than tou knowest,
the political nest.

(to Shakespeare)

Humour

Humour: put out grief at interest

Change

History teaches that geography changes.

Learning English

Learning English like a Rip van Winkle.

Smile

Smile: polite yawn

Joy

No joy without hoy.

(to the proverb)

History bathes

History bathes itself, in blood.

Time dream

Time
dream
ice
cream

Butler

A butler is a dignified procession of one, politicians the world degeneration.

to Wodehouse

Senility

Senility: memopause

All you need

All you need is love,
all your love is weed.

(to The Beatles)

Government

Government: the best paid theatre compagny

Poor me

Undercover
lover

Sandal

Sandal: countryhouse under the shoes

Show kiss

There is no biz
like show kiss.

8

8: snowman

Necessity

Necessity has the face of a dog. A bull-dog.

(to Gabriel García Márquez)

Fleas

The more fleas, the geater the itch.

Q

Q: a balloon in the wind

Money

My money is back to the ocean,
my money is back to the sea,
my money is back to the ocean,
don't bring back the ocean to me!

(to an old song)

Absence

The rest is ... absence.

(to William Shakespeare)

Cannibal

Even a cannibal is not allowed to talk with someone in his mouth.

Remedy

Remedy
capers
comedy
papers.

Death

Death: resolutive

Humour

Humour gives sad thoughts a happy funeral.

Signature

Signature: the smallest cartoon

Chosen

Many are chosen but few are called.

Death

Death: leave in peace

Nipple slips

The title hits
are nipple slips.

Wrinkles

Wrinkles: human annual rings

Wit

A thing well said, will be wit in all languages: mime.

to John Dryden

Wink

Wink: dash

Laugh

He who laughs last, is the undertaker.

Celibacy

Celibacy: bird-flight

Roads

All dogmas lead to Rome.

Guess

The shock-trees
as knock-knees!

Big wind

Big wind: airdresser

Green grass

Grass is always greener where there was a cowpat last year.

Effervescent tablet

Effervescent tablet: a storm in a teacup

A brandy is handy

A brandy
is handy,
a liqueur
is quicker
sugar.

(to Ogden Nash)

Newspaper

The newspaper is king. Of old paper.

2

2: the swan neck amongst the figures

Reflection

A bit of vernissage
is always décolletage.

A

A: the staircase ladder of the alphabet

Stringdom

Of course! Of course! My stringdom (be)for(e) a source!

(to William Shakespeare, Richard III)

Tomato

Oh, ah, oh,
tomato
ketchup,
shet up!

&

&: mermaid

Beauty

A thing of beauty is to stay a boy forever:
Its loneliness increases; it's your server...

(to John Keats)